Children all over the world are terrified of finding a monster under their bed. This goes hand-in-hand with a fear of the dark, so we've come up with the perfect solution to combat these scary night times... The Monster Proof Bed. 

The worlds first and only Monster Proof Kids Bed is brought to you by Bed Guru, leading sleep specialists and anti-monster activists. 

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At Bed Guru we’ve created a solution to your kids monster problems. Just in time for the scariest time of the year, Halloween, introducing our brand new Monster Proof kids bed. 

This bed comes fitted with a cage contraption that traps monsters under their bed, preventing them from escaping. The mattress is infused with garlic and wolfsbane to ward off vampires and werewolves. Don’t worry, it’s odourless to the human smell but will ensure that the vampires stay away. 

We’ve also fitted anti-vampire UV lights to reinforce the protection around your bed. The frame is fitted with a silver lining, the bright colours are notoriously bad for monsters and the salt lined around the frame will keep away demons and ghosts. All-in-all this bed is your ultimate anti-monster solution. It also comes with salt, free of charge, to ensure you won't be bothered by any demons and ghouls whilst you try and sleep in peace. The bed comes as a single bed as standard and the monster trap cage is included within the cost of the item. 

Our beds have been reviewed by a number of people who have been affected by monsters under their bed, here you can see their thoughts:

Peter Venkman 5* - Impeccable ghost extermination

I bought this bed for my son who was being haunted by ghosts and despite my best efforts I simply couldn't exterminate them! I bought him this bed and thanks to the salt lining he hasn't had any issues since - would recommend! 

Sam and Dean Winchester 5* - this bed is brilliant! 

Ever since we purchased this bed we've found warding off demons and capturing monsters has never been easier! The wolfsbane and garlic-infused mattress has meant we've had no issues with those pesky werewolves or vampires - we'd definitely recommend to all parents. 

If you’d like to enquire about our Monster-proof bed feel free to get in touch with one of our team who will be able to help you with your enquiry and answer any questions you may have. 

Please note this product is not real and, therefore, is not for sale so please don't attempt to purchase the product.